Just when you may have thought Hispanic men throughout the U.S. have nothing better to do with their time than kidnap White women from Georgia and then drive them to Las Vegas and then New Mexico -- The New York Post is reporting today what People Magazine will have in their latest issue available on newsstands today -- it's the TRUTH about Jennifer Wilbanks' semi-excellent mini-adventure.  Unless she struck it rich in Vegas -- AND I'M NOT REFERRING TO THE SLOTS -- her adventure couldn't be classified as anything else.  Only time will tell how many men -- Hispanic or otherwise -- made her trek something OUT OF THIS WORLD.
 
After all -- what happens in Vegas, makes it to the covers of 'People' and The New York Post.
 
Two Hispanic organizations VERY WISELY addressed Jennifer Wilbanks' racist claims of being abducted by a Hispanic man.
 
First, Lisa Navarette, spokeswoman for the National Council of La Raza in Washington D.C. was quoted in the following article entitled "Fleeing Bride's Made-Up Hispanic An Injury: Gun-Wielding Hispanic Criminal Invented In Runaway Bride Case Reopens Racial Wounds" .  .  .
 
"This speaks to how Latinos are perceived in society... Americans only know minority communities, particularly Latino communities, through stereotypes, through images in the media. If people keep being portrayed as criminals, as undocumented immigrants or gang members, that's what we tend to believe"
 
 
And "Hispanics Across America" President, Fernando Mateo, demanded an apology from Jennifer Wilbanks for falsely claiming she had been abducted by a Hispanic man in an article entitled "Hispanic Group Wants Apology From Bride."
 
I feel sorry for Jennifer Wilbanks' fiancée, John Mason.  I saw him earlier in the week in an exclusive interview on "Hannity & Colmes," and he seems like a great guy.  Hopefully everything will work out for Jennifer, John, their families and friends.  It would be great if things also worked out for every Hispanic man in the United States and Puerto Rico.  Unfortunately, in this case, as in all too many cases, it's the White bride who will get the book and movie deals.
 
HOPEFULLY, when the movie is made, the producers will actually hire a Hispanic man to play the part of THE REAL VICTIM in this UNFORTUNATE chapter in the country we call America.
 
LUCKILY, this Sunday, not one child in this world will be calling Jennifer Wilbanks "mommy."  There's still time for John Mason TO DO SOME RUNNING.
 
FINALLY and coincidentally, I stumbled across an article today that may be of interest to Jennifer Wilbanks.  It might be just the thing she needs once she can become truthful with everyone, INCLUDING HERSELF -- 'Whore College' Offers Hands-On Training.
 
I obviously don't know Jennifer Wilbanks, but if I were to take an educated guess, I would say she'd probably like attending WU -- especially since it's very unlikely there are any Hispanics enrolled.

Well, that's all folks! Until next Friday.

Keith


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